Most often, than not people tend to respect the unspoken code of the FKK…respecting personal space on the wild beaches. Just because you are freely baring your body doesn’t mean you are waving a flag saying come talk to me I’m free!
But according to some, that was not always the case, and in the 70’s a lone female could be seen as being ‘available’. There is actually a name for the opportunistic man that prowls the beach looking for these targets… GALEB - as in a seagull.
Groggy from a late night, but up early, I headed down the steps, and picked my way along the shore and over the rocks to the empty beach. I stripped down and had a dip in the sea before spreading out on my stomach for a good naked snooze in the sun.
I was woken by the sound of a spluttering snorkel nearby, but drifted off again.
Until I was startled awake by water being trickled on my bare ass and lower back.
I turned over and sat up quickly covering myself, staring at two hairy knees, flippers, and up to… and a large…belly. Then up to a pudgy red face all squished by his snorkel and mask.
‘excuse me?” I ask, really trying not to laugh.
He leans over dripping water on my legs.
and in a Czech accent, says, “KEEEEEEEEEEEES ME.” (kiss me).
He just did not seem threatening because of his ridiculous appearance - naked, save for the flippers and mask, and I believe he was not all there in the head. I just covered myself, said no and waved him away.
He shuffled into the sea like a penguin, flippers and all.. and swam off.